GOOD GOLLY GOODNESS I AM IN A POSITIVELY FOUL MOOD RIGHT NOW.

THIS HAS NOT BEEN A CONVENIENT DAY FOR ME, NO SIR. OH, HOW TORTUROUS MONDAYS CAN BE.

I AM SO INDUBITABLY, UNQUESTIONABLY, INCONTROVERTIBLY UPSET RIGHT NOW THAT CONVERSING WITH OTHER BEINGS AROUND MYSELF IS ALMOST THE EQUIVALENT OF SLAMMING A DOOR ON MY WEEPING COCK. OH HELL’S BELLS. OH GOODNESS ME. OH HUFFS AND PUFFS.

I AM IN NO FIT STATE TO CONFRONT THE PRESSING MATTERS OF MERCILESS REALITY AT THIS TIME, OH NO. I WILL BE IN MY CHAMBERS UNTIL THE DEAD OF NIGHT COMFORTING MYSELF WITH THE COMPANY OF MANY HOMOEROTIC FAN WRITTEN FICTION.

GOOD FUCKING DAY.